I Hate To Say It… But I Told You So

By: Toby Christie

I don’t like to toot my own horn, but I am off to an amazing season as far as predictions are concerned, and I’ve done it all without a gimmick. There have been no “Swammi Says” segments or any crystal ball videos. I just have used my brain and things have come together.

Before Rex Grossman even jumped on the “Redskins winning the NFC East” bandwagon, I was already driving the float. Now heading into a pivotal week three matchup against the Cowboys the Redskins hold sole possession of the No. 1 spot in the NFC East division.

Before Michael Vick was knocked out of the game in week two with a concussion I had already predicted he would succumb to injury in that very game. Then when he bounced back in week three I boldly predicted that he would be knocked off of the field again – and guess what, this week like clockwork he suffered a broken hand against the Giants.

In week two I went an amazing 15-1 on gameday predictions, and I was just a couple of Dan Carpenter missed field goals away from possibly being perfect. This week I predicted the unthinkable - I said the Bills would stop the offensive juggernaut that was the New England Patriots. BOOM it happened, not even Chris Berman (an obvious Bills fan) could pedict that one!

For the year I sit at an 80.6% winning percent on my gameday predictions, and I have the Washington Redskins defeating the Dallas Cowboys tonight 0n Monday Night Football. You can take that prediction to the bank folks, because Sicknissified.com is now the worldwide authority on NFL predictions.

My other notable preseason predictions:

Tennessee Titans would win the AFC South (currently 2-1)
Indianapolis Colts would miss the playoffs (currently 0-3)
Philadelphia Eagles would miss the playoffs (currently 1-2)
New York Jets would miss the playoffs (currently 2-1)
New Orleans (currently 2-1) versus Houston (currently 2-1) in the Super Bowl